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Reblogged from mythaelogy

mythaelogy:

so the 30-year-old song “Africa” by Toto is now number one on itunes because some radio station convinced the whole population of new zealand to buy it simultaneously 

(via mrrazraz)

eu preciso os meninos e as meninas quem falam portugues. eu sou americano e eu quero aprendar mais.


Front row at All The Way (at Neil Simon Theatre)

Front row at All The Way (at Neil Simon Theatre)

Reblogged from 4gifs
fucking-radic4l:

unwinona:

sydalready:

My cat started doing this to wake me up.

oh hell no

that is not a cat that is a jungle creature

fucking-radic4l:

unwinona:

sydalready:

My cat started doing this to wake me up.

oh hell no

that is not a cat that is a jungle creature

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via metal-headz-unite)

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the-love-of-this-girl:

0nlysaymyname:

i have the biggest smile on my face because of where he went with that wow i wasnt expecting oh my gosh im so happy this happened

Boom!

(Source: comedycentral, via mrrazraz)

Reblogged from whatnot

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

THIS VINE IS ICONIC

(Source: whatnot, via omfgsodonewithurshit)

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datsrad:

purplenightsky6:

I wanna be cuddled right now and have my back rubbed until I fall asleep.

tru

(Source: purplenightsky69, via beautifulgirlinatragicworld)

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ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

(via beautifulgirlinatragicworld)

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hcndslikehouses:

lucerate:

youwish—jellyfish:

shaitea:

rechained:

awkwarddly:

aqcuired:

wow..

oh wow

oh my god

Fuck

If someone said this to me I’d marry them on the spot


I wish

hcndslikehouses:

lucerate:

youwish—jellyfish:

shaitea:

rechained:

awkwarddly:

aqcuired:

wow..

oh wow

oh my god

Fuck

If someone said this to me I’d marry them on the spot

I wish

(via k-k-katelyn)

Reblogged from lntroductions
And if you call me at 4 am, too sad to even say hello, I will listen to your silence until you fall asleep. If you need to cry I will not wipe your tears away because you are only human and sometimes tears are as close to laughter as you can get and that’s okay. If you get sleepy I will let you drool on my arm and I won’t laugh at you if you snore too loud. If you need to yell so hard that your voice cracks and your knees fail I will hold you up and yell with you. If you get so angry you punch your hands red I will ice your knuckles and tell you that wounds heal both inside and out, and just like the cold that is harsh and burning, I will always be the warmth to soothe you and make you feel better. I will love you. lntroductions.tumblr.com (via lntroductions)

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americanninjax:

Lightsaber Series (3/?) - Westley and Inigo Montoya [The Princess Bride]
requested by swansassady and justabrowncoatedwench

Request a sword fight.

I honestly never thought this sword fight could have been improved. I stand corrected.

(Source: maesterfili, via the-galactic-hitchhiker)

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code-three:

From Facebook, not my original post. 
"Please take the time to RFB - REMEMBER FALLEN BROTHERS
"The Empty Table" … A TOUCHING MEMORIAL to ALL of Our Fallen Firefighters
" Heroes are the people who do what has to be done regardless of the consequences. "

The Empty Table:
The empty table honors those Firefighters who are no longer with us. The Firefighters who were to sit here died in the line of duty and made the supreme sacrifice.
The table is set for 2. Two in and two out…the Firefighter’s rule …
The empty chairs represent who went into a fire and never came out.
The white table cloth represents the purity of attention the fallen comrades possess.
On each plate there is salt which symbolizes the tears shed by family, friends and all who suffer the pain of losing the Firefighters.
There is a slice of lemon representing the bitterness of faith felt by those left behind.
The inverted glass is a reminder that these Firefighters are no longer with us.
The red rose denotes the ultimate sacrifice and shows that we mourn, honor and miss them.
The white rose represents those friends that still breathe.
The last item is the Firefighter’s Flag “Loyal to Our Duty”. It reminds us of the Firefighters that are with us and all those that have gone before us. 

Let this be a reminder that we are all brothers and sisters, that we still have respect…
and we will NEVER FORGET !
Join the Brotherhood:
www.facebook.com/firebrotherhood
Post by Brotherhood of Fire fan - Angela Dawn Wolf”

code-three:

From Facebook, not my original post. 

"Please take the time to RFB - REMEMBER FALLEN BROTHERS

"The Empty Table" … A TOUCHING MEMORIAL to ALL of Our Fallen Firefighters

" Heroes are the people who do what has to be done regardless of the consequences. "

The Empty Table:

The empty table honors those Firefighters who are no longer with us. The Firefighters who were to sit here died in the line of duty and made the supreme sacrifice.

The table is set for 2. Two in and two out…the Firefighter’s rule …

The empty chairs represent who went into a fire and never came out.

The white table cloth represents the purity of attention the fallen comrades possess.

On each plate there is salt which symbolizes the tears shed by family, friends and all who suffer the pain of losing the Firefighters.

There is a slice of lemon representing the bitterness of faith felt by those left behind.

The inverted glass is a reminder that these Firefighters are no longer with us.

The red rose denotes the ultimate sacrifice and shows that we mourn, honor and miss them.

The white rose represents those friends that still breathe.

The last item is the Firefighter’s Flag “Loyal to Our Duty”. It reminds us of the Firefighters that are with us and all those that have gone before us. 

Let this be a reminder that we are all brothers and sisters, that we still have respect…

and we will NEVER FORGET !

Join the Brotherhood:

www.facebook.com/firebrotherhood

Post by Brotherhood of Fire fan - Angela Dawn Wolf”

(via firefighteremt30)